I have to start off by saying that I've been caught...cold busted. My work is no longer allowing me to blog....they have B-L-O-C-K-E-D me. I know, I know, I'm supposed to be working, not blogging but, sometimes I just don't feel like working. Who doesn't? Now, I'm paranoid that they're watching me...even on my home computer. I feel like I need a disguise to blog. If you're watching me, go away...shooo.
I would also like to tell a story this evening about Karma. You see, Karma is my friend. She is a real bitch and sometimes, she can be a real pain in the ass. I love her though. She always seems to come through without me having to shake chicken bones at anybody. My last boyfriend who we'll call Dumb Ass...is that too harsh??...okay, we'll call him Big Dummy, broke up with me because he didn't want a to get married and have babies. He wanted to go back to school, finish his degree, and go to law school. He didn't want to take me and Mini Me with him because he said he couldn't live the student life. Yes, bullshit. I broke up with him. He was so full of crap he made me sick to my stomach after that.
While we were dating though, he was also seeing another girl. I could never really catch them in the act but, you just know these things. You can feel them. When we broke up, he conveniently moved in with her. After several months, he finally moved off to pursue his life long dream of single school life. After one semester, ol girl came up pregnant. Those dreams of single life were shattered.....I couldn't help but feel a little giddy when I heard. He had to pack all his shit back up and move back home. Poor guy.
I talked to him today and he's in pregnancy hell right now and having to remodel a house. He's back doing the same type work as he did before he left town. Ol girl has been riding his ass like a borrowed mule. I can't help but to think my friend Karma has something to do with his current living situation and biting his little ass like she always does.
