I'm about to speak upon a topic very serious in today's workforce. I only speak of this because it happens to me on a daily basis. I don't know what I've done in a previous life to deserve this punishment. You see, here in my office building, we share a community bathroom. There is one ladies restroom on each floor that all of the ladies on that floor share. I'm not sure how many of us are on this floor, but if I had to make a quick guess, I would shoot for about 10. Now, I want all of you readers out there to tell me if this happens to you or if I am the only human being that is cursed with this problem. Usually around 10 or so, I have to use the ladies room. I open the door and it hits me like a ton of bricks. The stinch of someone blowing the freakin tiles off the bathroom walls. I mean shit for damn daddy. I wonder why these people even bother eating. I go in there and the paint is literally peeling from the ceiling. My long beautiful eyelashes fall to ash when I enter the bathroom. There is a green fog rolling overhead. I always say PPPHHHEEEWWWW....out loud. It makes me sick to be in there.
It never fails that after I've hurried through my restroom break, someone walks in as I'm washing my hands. The smell or rancidness hits them like a ton of bricks and I can see their eyes start to water. She looks at me like "damn, your ass is rank!?!?!" I want to scream at the top of my lungs, "IT WASN'T ME YOU FUCKTARD!?!?!?!", but I don't. I go one about my morning in hopes that one day the forces of ass will turn and I can give the look to someone else.
